Look. You know all these titles about the Valerie (how sad is it that it took me three tries to get that right and it's my mom's name?) Plame affair that rest on bad puns with the name Plame? WHY ARE THERE ONLY TWO OF THEM? It's either:
The Plame Game or
Plame On.
CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING NEW? It's such wonderful pun material, it we can do more with it. Examples:
Like a Moth to a Plame.
Plame the Victim...
I'm on a Plame, I'm on a Plame, I can't Complain, I'm on a Plame.
Plame War.
Don't Plame Me.
The Plame and Simple truth.
The Deplamation of Joe Wilson.
Plame and Glory./Plame and Fortune.
Inplameous.
Squealching the Plame of Libberty.
The Plaming Bush.
Roving over the Gordon Plames.
The Plames Squealer. (Uh, it's a newspaper, the Plains Dealer. Zbignew Brezinski (National Security Advisor to Carter) wrote for them a lot.)
Paris in Plames. (Thursday song I like, not really a good title of anything.)
Plaming pile of Ashcroft.
Don't hate the Plamer, hate the game./Don't hate the Player, hate the Plame.
The Plaming Lips.
Plame the Weather.
Pllamas.
Plame Excuses.
Plames of Rovehan/the Libbermark.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg (if anyone wants to show more of the iceberg, please do). STOP USING "PLAME ON" AND "THE PLAME GAME", KTHXDIE.